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Occasionally, I think of some funny stuff.
I make fun of people who make New Year's Resolutions to get in shape
(no matter what shape they started with) during January.
(Added January 6, 2004)
Back when I was an undergrad, I wrote a silly introduction to myself
for my web site.
(Added January 15, 2004)
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