A bunch from Keith Bostic's list (more from the backlog)

Seems like stuff from our local paper, actually. (Be sure to see the follow-on pages) http://www.3bp.com/h1.htm

Me?  I simply pour kerosene on my crotch and burn it off
http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/09/06/hair_removal/index.html

Let's hope they aim better than they code
http://digitalmass.boston.com/news/daily/08/28/geeks_with_guns.html

Be careful you don't choke more than your chicken, son.
http://members.tripod.com/billykay/aea.htm

Can we demand equal time for Buddah?
http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=9795

Yes, but is it art?
http://www.ekac.org/gfpbunny.html

Why isn't this an Olympic event already?
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,38454,00.html

Why isn't this an Olympic event yet?
http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~skinhat/

I hope he gets a lot of money in the auction of movie rights.
http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A46595-2000Aug17.html

Make money in your spare time!
http://www.budgetescorts.com/franchise/index.htm

Maybe franchise this?
http://www.ninjaburger.com/

I've had days like this
http://www.serbu.com/lawnmwr.htm