[web-heads] A few for Labor Day

[Gene Spafford <spaf@cerias.purdue.edu>]

When words fail you
http://ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/

Like now, when words fail me on this one
http://shitbegone.com/

Speaking of words....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fword1.html

Well, I would label it as suspicious, too
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3105845.stm

A clear example of improved communication
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_802521.html

Pretty amazing.  But will it take politicians and convert them to 
something useful?
http://www.discover.com/may_03/gthere.html?article=featoil.html

Ah, to be an experimental scientist!
http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Stories/011.2/

In the US, his HMO wouldn't cover this.
http://www.newindpress.com/Newsitems.asp?ID=IEP20030721133653&Title=States&rLink=0

HMOs probably don't cover this, either
http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/procedure_folder/male_breast/male_nipple_reduction.html

Now THIS needs coverage under a health plan
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article129623.ece

But this is taking it a bit too far
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&ncid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20030828/od_nm/penis_dc
And he won't need to visit this site any more!
http://www.healthypenis2003.org/index.html
But he can still play this game
http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp
Even though he doesn't need this product, either
http://www.willybrush.com/start.htm

So, "Obsession" is similar to leopard urine??
http://starbulletin.com/2003/08/02/news/story15.html

Maybe it isn't a cat after all?   They should try one of these
http://loris.net/zombie/index.html

Bad enough they talk in the movie theater -- now they'll surf the WWW?
http://www.holotouch.com/technology.htm

Well, everyone needs a hobby
http://www.backfire.co.uk/index.htm

But this doesn't count as a hobby
http://www.boston.com/news/daily/27/odds_lick.htm

This one does, but they haven't reached Indiana yet
http://www.buttsacrossamerica.com

I got this from Keith with the tagline "Some jokes write themselves"
http://www.likelystory.net/archives/000135.html

Bring lots of vodka
http://www.expeditioncompany.net/upcoming_trip.htm?trip_id=67

Expensive, yes.  But causing heart failure isn't cheap!
ttp://www.scarefactory.com/catalog/springlineskelerectors.htm

Is that REALLY his name?
http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7101566%5e13762,00.html

By now you've seen the Honda ad too many times.   See the first cut here.
http://www.workinprogress.tv/personal/118118/118118.html

Uh-oh.  Who's going to break the news to all the kids?
http://www.local6.com/news/2437445/detail.html

Hmm, is that what causes them to shoot the rapids?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_813460.html

How old are you?
http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

And how much time do you have left?
http://deathclock.com/


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