Apparently, it's rather hard to get dates when you live in a cave.

Subject: [web-heads] Apparently, it's rather hard to get dates when you live in a cave.
From: "Tom Durkin" <tdurkin@xxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 4 Dec 2009 12:30:12 -0800
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Cave dwellers inherit billions

Tom Durkin